Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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