...so i touched it.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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