He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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