yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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