I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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