my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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