Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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