that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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