He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Randomize
