Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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