Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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