Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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