i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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