So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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