so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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