Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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