69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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