Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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