piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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