he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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