yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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