if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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