ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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