I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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