Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Randomize
