nut hugger
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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