Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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