You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
