good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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