why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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