I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
We are two peas in an std pod
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Randomize
