is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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