official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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