I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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