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My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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