btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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