sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
