she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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