Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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