i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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