What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Randomize
