Can Purell be used as lube?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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