OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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