Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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