just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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