i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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