I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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