By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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