OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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