ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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